I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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