Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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