This girl is more easily done than said...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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