So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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