READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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