dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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