I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
