He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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