i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
