Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
