Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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