we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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