Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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