At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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