you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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