Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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