My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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