I smell stomach acid.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
