You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
