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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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