You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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