He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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