I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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