So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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