Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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