How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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