He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
