Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He better not be in your backpack
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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