their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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