have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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