they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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