Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just want to make out with him forever
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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