I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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