We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
nutella sex= disaster
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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