She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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