That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'd cum for enchiladas.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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