dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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