I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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