i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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