# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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