What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am spending my child support on dildos
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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