Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
my liver is dry heaving
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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