if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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