those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this will be a night to untag.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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