So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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