Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My vagina is officially offended.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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