She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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