In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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