I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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