Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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