Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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