Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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